| Biography |
Hello! I'm Shane.
Writing is my passion. I love slasher films. You will find me a lot on the horror board.
My Top 20 Horror films
1-Scream (1996)
Gale Weathers-"Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but get off my fucking windshield!"
2-Black Christmas (1974)
Billy-"Agnes, It's me Billy! Don't tell what we did!"
3-Suspiria (1977)
Helena Markos-"Who is it? Who's there? Ah, I've been expecting you! The American girl! I knew you'd come. You want to kill me! You want to kill Helena Markos!"
4-Psycho (1960)
Norman Bates-"Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"
5-The Shining (1980)
Jack Torrance-"HERE 'S JOHNNY."
6-The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Josh Leonard-"OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!"
7-The Spiral Staircase (1945)
Mrs. Warren-"To many trees knock against the window trying to get in..."
8-The Haunting (1963)
Mrs. Dudley- "I set dinner on the dining room sideboard at 6. You can serve yourselves. I clear up in the morning. I have breakfast for you at 9. I don't wait on people. I don't stay after I set out the dinner, not after it begins to get dark. I leave before the dark comes. We live over in town, 6 miles away. So there won't be anyone around if you need help.
We couldn't hear you... in the night... No one could. No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that. In the night. In the dark."
9-Misery (1990)
Annie Wilkes-"I have this gun.
Sometimes I think about using it. I'd better go now. I might put bullets in it."
10-Poltergeist (1982)
Carol Anne-"They're here!"
11-The Sentinel (1977)
"Black and white cat! Black and white cake!"
12-Alice Sweet Alice (1976)
Mrs. Tredoni-" Maybe you are afraid that God will send St. Michael to take another of your loved ones. When St. Michael took my little girl, I only thought of how cruel God was."
13-Carrie (1976)
Margaret White-"They're all gonna laugh at you."
14-Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Johnny-"They'r e coming to get you, Barbara!"
15-When A Stranger Calls (1979)
"Have you checked the children?"
16-The Stepford Wives (1975)
Joanna Eberhart-"When you come back, there will be a woman with my name and my face, she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures and SHE WON'T BE ME!"
17-Dressed to Kill (1980)
Bobbi-"This is Bobbi. You won't see me anymore, so I thought I'd have a little session with your machine. Oh Doctor, I'm so unhappy. I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body--and you're not helping me to get out! So I got a new shrink, Levy's his name, he's gonna sign the papers so I can get my operation. Oh...I borrowed your razor...and--well, you'll read all about it. Some blonde bitch saw me, but I'll get her."
18-Friday the 13th (1980)
Mrs. Vorhees-"Kill her mommy! Kill her!"
19-Sisters (1973)
Grace Collier-"I know more than those idiot police...I know karate!"
20-Carnival of Souls (1962)
Mary Henry-"I don't belong in the world."
My #1 favorite film is American Beauty (1999)
Lester Burnham-"I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."
My #2 favorite film is Scream (1996)
Ghostface-"Do you like scary movies?"
My #3 favorite film is Sunset Blvd. (1950)
Norma Desmond-"And I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
Favorite T.V Shows-
Desperate Housewives (2004-current)
The Golden Girls (1985-1992)
The Twilight Zone (1959-1964)
Favorite actresses-
Olivia Hussey
Nicollette Sheridan
Nicole Kidman
Favorite Director-Brain De Palma
My favorite singer/artist is CHER
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