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"Gossip Girl"
Woman on the Verge (2008)

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Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.

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Chuck Bass: Let's get the bitch.

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Dan Humphrey: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
Blair Waldorf: Yes.
Nate Archibald: Absolutely.
Chuck Bass: No.

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Serena van der Woodsen: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck Bass: Okay, you're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald: C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair Waldorf: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.

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Nate Archibald: She's right Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: [points at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: I had sex with you at a wedding, while I was her date.
[looks at Chuck]
Nate Archibald: Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.

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Dan Humphrey: Did you sleep with someone else?
Serena van der Woodsen: Yes.
Dan Humphrey: I'm done.

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Blair Waldorf: Don't send her away.
Lily van der Woodsen: Blair, it's, it's not polite to interrupt.
Blair Waldorf: I don't care who hears, just don't send her away.
Lily van der Woodsen: Excuse me. Thank you Blair but it's not exactly your business what I do with my daughter. If anything your one of the reasons that I'm having to take such strong actions.
Blair Waldorf: I say this with all due respect Lily but you have no idea what your daughter's been going through. She's in a lot of pain. And I don't think the pain's gonna go away if she goes away.
Lily van der Woodsen: I don't understand what your trying to tell me.
Blair Waldorf: Serena has a secret. And she's been holding on to it for a long, long time and now it's finally catching up with her. I'm out of my league here. I can't do anymore than I've done and it's not enough. She needs you.
Lily van der Woodsen: I saw the video she doesn't need me she needs boundaries.
Blair Waldorf: What you saw isn't the whole story.

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Blair Waldorf: What if I told you I know where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Chuck Bass: I say let's get the bitch

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Chuck Bass: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.

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Chuck Bass: So we have every hangover cure known to man. Plus bagels. This should help soak up the alcohol.

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Serena van der Woodsen: What are you doing here?
Blair Waldorf: I'm a big Leakly Hawk fan!

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Lily van der Woodsen: Get out of my way Rufus
Rufus Humphrey: No.
Lily van der Woodsen: Get out of my way
Rufus Humphrey: No.
[Lily hesitates then kisses him passionately]

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