"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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#	Episode	User Rating	User Votes
1.12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	8.1	122
1.1	Pilot	8.2	86
2.1	Back Off Mary Poppins	7.0	78
5.17	Fish in a Drawer	7.7	65
2.23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7.5	62
4.6	Apologies for the Frivolity	7.5	61
1.10	Merry Thanksgiving	7.3	60
1.19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7.2	59
3.6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	7.8	59
4.15	My Damn Stalker	7.4	59
1.4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	7.2	58
1.3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	7.0	56
4.5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	6.8	56
1.7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	7.6	55
1.18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	7.0	55
3.7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7.7	55
4.19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	7.4	55
1.2	Big Flappy Bastards	7.3	54
4.11	Walnuts and Demerol	7.6	54
1.5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	7.1	53
3.20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	7.1	53
4.23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7.3	53
4.1	Working for Caligula	6.9	52
1.15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6.8	51
2.5	Bad News from the Clinic	7.2	51
3.24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7.3	51
1.6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6.8	50
4.2	Who's Vod Kanockers	7.0	50
4.20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	6.9	50
2.3	A Bag Full of Jawea	7.3	49
4.18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.1	49
1.23	Just Like Buffalo	7.5	48
3.11	Santa's Village of the Damned	7.4	48
4.13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.0	48
1.21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	7.4	47
2.2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6.9	47
2.18	It Was Mame, Mom	6.7	47
4.3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	6.8	47
4.24	Prostitutes and Gelato	7.7	47
1.16	That Was Saliva, Alan	7.0	46
1.9	Phase One, Complete	7.1	45
2.9	Yes, Monsignor	7.1	45
2.11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	6.9	45
2.12	A Lung Full of Alan	7.2	45
2.17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7.4	45
3.9	Madame and Her Special Friend	7.4	45
3.8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	7.5	44
3.16	Ergo, the Booty Call	7.5	44
4.16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	6.9	44
4.17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	7.1	44
1.8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	7.0	43
1.24	Can You Feel My Finger	7.3	43
3.21	And the Plot Moistens	6.7	43
3.23	Arguments for the Quickie	6.8	43
4.4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	6.6	43
4.9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	6.6	43
1.14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	6.9	42
2.10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	7.5	42
1.22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7.1	41
2.6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7.1	41
2.20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	6.9	41
3.19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	6.9	41
4.7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	7.1	41
4.14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	6.8	41
1.11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	6.5	40
1.13	Sara Like Puny Alan	7.0	40
2.24	Does Something Smell Funny to You	7.2	40
3.12	That Special Tug	7.8	40
4.8	Release the Dogs	6.9	40
4.21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	6.7	40
-	Jake Comes of Age	7.2	40
2.4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	7.0	39
2.13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	7.4	39
3.14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	7.4	39
4.10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	6.9	39
4.12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	6.5	39
5.10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	7.5	39
1.0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	8.4	38
1.20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6.5	38
2.8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	7.1	38
5.1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	7.3	38
3.13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	6.9	37
3.2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7.0	36
3.15	My Tongue Is Meat	7.2	36
3.22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6.7	36
4.22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	6.7	36
1.17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7.2	35
2.7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	6.4	35
3.17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7.3	35
3.3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	7.3	34
5.8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	7.7	34
2.16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	7.2	33
2.19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	6.8	33
2.21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	7.0	33
3.1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	7.0	33
3.4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	7.1	33
3.5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	7.1	33
3.18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	6.8	32
5.11	Meander to Your Dander	7.2	32
5.14	Winky-Dink Time	7.0	32
2.14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	6.9	31
5.16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7.6	31
2.15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	6.9	30
5.2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	6.9	30
5.13	The Soil is Moist	7.4	30
5.15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	7.4	30
2.22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	6.8	29
3.10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.0	29
5.6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	7.4	28
5.9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	7.0	28
5.12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	7.6	28
5.7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	7.1	27
5.3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7.3	25
5.4	City of Great Racks	7.2	25
5.18	If My Hole Could Talk	6.6	25
5.19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	6.9	25
5.5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	7.3	23

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6.21	Episode #6.21
6.22	Episode #6.22

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